is undergoing maintenance.


There are several ways to contact Sage, but please take note: Our protagonist checks his various inboxes weekly. Any message sent online is treated as a form of correspondence rather than conversation. Something one responds to over time. There will be no chatting.

If you have something that requires more urgent attention, first, ask yourself if some fella who paints pretty pictures for a living is really the person you should be contacting and, if the answer is an unwavering ‘yes’, then feel free to leave him a message. He will get back to you.

Additionally, if you have trouble reaching him here, Sage can also be found on Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Twitter, and a handful of other hateful platforms where folks quietly build, brand, and market their fragile identities. You can always try him on one of those things.

In the interim, the best method is via the form below.

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